‘Twas the night before #Fitmas and all through the gym, not a bike was whirring, not even in spin.
The dumbbells laid dusty and benches to spare, with hopes that a lifter soon would be there!
Gym members at home, time for Netflix & chill. Oops! Gram is at the door- not such a thrill.
Their trainers were bored and needed a nap, knowing that no one was out running laps.
Then, outside my window arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter!
When what to my wondering eyes should appear? But Jolly old Saint Nick & two fitness bloggers!
They hopped out the sleigh and headed my way. When I offered them wine, they said bordeaux should do fine.
Santa hooted and hollered til I️ made him a plate. They made me do squats for all the cookies I’d ate!
Oh chocolate, oh sugar, oh brownies and cake! Is that homemade pie? Oh for goodness sake!
He shouted, “ladies, we must get going! I have presents to deliver before you make me start rowing!”
Into the sleigh they jumped, while I scooped marshmallow fluff, then Santa showed me a picture of when he was buff!
So jacked and so trim, I barely recognized him, “Instead of drinking a Slurpee, try doing some Burpees!”
“Oh Pam & Louise, what can I do?” “Try lunges and pushups, and do quite a few!”
“Be sure to eat protein, and veggies, and fruit. Keep those drinks in moderation, but it’s okay to have two.”
We needed a selfie and cheers’d with a clink! Those girls love to workout, but man can they drink.
I crawled back into bed and turned out the light, but I heard them say as they drove out of sight,
“Merry #Fitmas to all, and to all a good-night!”
Our B&B 12 Days of #Fitmas Challenge kicks off tomorrow! Be sure to subscribe and follow us on Instagram to join in the fun!